Sassy Nick Backstrom

Hello, I am Laura. I am 17 years old.

Feel free to observe my blog and read my silly little cocaine filled posts.

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secretlymartinfreeman:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 

I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

(Source: shit-thatblows)

12-year-old girl: I don't want kids when I grow up.
Society: You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.
16-year-old girl: I'm pregnant.
Society: How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.
20-year-old woman: I'm a single mother with an infant son.
Society: You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.
33-year-old woman: I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.
Society: You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.
45-year-old woman: I just had my first child.
Society: Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.
60-year-old woman: I haven't had any children.
Society: Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.

mira-of-sassgard:

iwasborntoburnout:

cuddlesam:

naandos-skank:

liamsmile:

mishasminions:

I REALLY LOVE THE LOOK ON PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR

OMG IM SORYR I CANT

You can pinpoint the exact second their lives flash before their eyes.

supernatural - “I happened to press pause at the right time”

(Source: loadedwithrocksalt)

fat-birds:

Linford and Christie the Baby Burrowing Owls.

besthockeyderps:

hey look hes touching his butt HUEUHUEHUA

…i want to touch the butt too

notkatniss:

Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside

obiwanjadeobi:

A shop in London dedicated to everything Doctor Who. 

imjohnlocked:

“they cut my shower scene”

“i cry in the shower so no one will see my tears”

“john wears a moustache now”

“they’re taking the hobbit to isengard”

(Source: keterok)

johnlock-roll-a-d20:

tom-hiddleston-just:

the 3rd one though

my queue is tingling

(Source: mrjwatson)

deducingdoctor:

lbby:

evanedinger:

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

im so fucking angry

every single fucking time

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

(Source: nsfwhumor)